DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.
Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?
SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS
how the fuck are girls so cute
me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed
1976 Airstream, renovated by me and viscousvices
Damn that took forever.
Goat gives it all it’s got
dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!
this is so important
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW
What in fucks name is this flying water
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
|—||Something I have to keep reminding myself (via clubmonico)|