i am trash sorry
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Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones
John Lennon (via sempiternal-sea) ←

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

thetomska:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

This makes me feel so guilty.

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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fatass-mcnotits:

a group of weasels can be called a confusion

it is a confusion of baby weasels

artvevo:

this morning was pink and blue and a small man made comet flew past the moon (what is it)

perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

counterpart-s:

jewbat:

Fuckin love her

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."